Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs. |
I met her in the Stone Age with Merv Griffin; I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore; She was crashin' through the guardrail but I loved her, and I knew we really lost the last World War; The judge declared I'd punch her out forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd black out in my Edsel; She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye. |