Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!

This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs.


I met her on the highway all hunched over;
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore;
She was talkin' in Swahili with a wetback,
     and I knew we really lost the last World War;
Her rabbi said I'd stay with her forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on her 'Workmate';
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.