Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!

This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs.


I met her in a jail cell sort of pregnant;
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore;
She was weighted down with Twinkies but I loved her,
     and I knew it was a raven, nothing more;
I told her shrink I'd play 'Go Fish' forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on a surfboard;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.