Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!

This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs.

I met her in a treehouse with a jogger;
I can still recall that little hat she wore;
She was sobbin' at the toll booth in her muu-muu,
     and I knew that she was rotten to the core;
My Pooh Bear said I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Sy;
But who'd have thought she'd run off with my best friend;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.