Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!

This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs.


I met her in the Stone Age with Merv Griffin;
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore;
She was crashin' through the guardrail but I loved her,
     and I knew we really lost the last World War;
The judge declared I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd black out in my Edsel;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.