Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs. |
I met her outside Fresno ridin' shotgun; I can still recall that little hat she wore; She was drownin' in the quicksand near Poughkeepsie, and I knew what strong deodorants were for; Her rabbi said I'd live off her forever; She said to me her basset hound was shy; But who'd have thought she'd boogie on her 'Workmate'; I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye. |