Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!

This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs.


I met her on probation wrestlin' gators;
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore;
She was weighted down with Twinkies with her cobra,
     and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
I shrieked in pain I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me she liked 'Spy vs. Spy';
But who'd have thought she'd run off at her health club;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.