Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!

This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs.


I met her in the Stone Age with Merv Griffin;
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore;
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Miss Piggy,
     and I knew I'd never rate her more than '4';
My hamster thought I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with her guru;
She told her dumb friend Grace to say goodbye.