Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!

This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs.


I met her at a truck stop dead all over;
I can still recall the neon sign she wore;
She was breakin' out with acne when she shot me,
     and I knew it was a raven, nothing more;
Her rabbi said I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd run off while in labor;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.