Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!
This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs.
I met her in the Stone Age at McDonald's;
I can still recall that little hat she wore;
She was talkin' in Swahili with her cobra,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
My hamster thought I'd stay with her forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel on 'The Gong Show';
She told her dumb friend Grace to say goodbye.