Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!

This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs.

I met her in a nightmare poppin' uppers;
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore;
She was crashin' through the guardrail in the twilight,
     and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
I told her shrink I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on a surfboard;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.