Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs. |
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I met her in a nightmare ridin' shotgun; I can still recall that purple dress she wore; She was sobbin' at the toll booth near Poughkeepsie, and I knew what strong deodorants were for; The painters knew I'd stay with her forever; She said to me that birthdays made her cry; But who'd have thought she'd yodel on her 'Workmate'; She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye. |