Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!

This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs.


I met her in a gay bar sort of pregnant;
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore;
She was weighted down with Twinkies but I loved her,
     and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
I promised her I'd salivate forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on her 'Workmate';
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.