Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!

This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs.

I met her in a treehouse at McDonald's;
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore;
She was talkin' in Swahili by the off-ramp,
     and I knew that she would be an easy score;
My hamster thought I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on her 'Workmate';
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.