Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!

This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs.


I met her outside Fresno ridin' shotgun;
I can still recall that little hat she wore;
She was drownin' in the quicksand near Poughkeepsie,
     and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
Her rabbi said I'd live off her forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie on her 'Workmate';
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.