Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!

This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs.


I met her in a nightmare ridin' shotgun;
I can still recall that purple dress she wore;
She was sobbin' at the toll booth near Poughkeepsie,
     and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
The painters knew I'd stay with her forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd yodel on her 'Workmate';
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.