Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs. |
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I met her at a truck stop sort of pregnant; I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore; She was breakin' out with acne when she shot me, and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor; The judge declared I'd swear off booze forever; She said to me she couldn't stand my tie; But who'd have thought she'd freak out on a surfboard; I never had the chance to say goodbye. |