Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!

This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs.


I met her at a truck stop sort of pregnant;
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore;
She was breakin' out with acne when she shot me,
     and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
The judge declared I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out on a surfboard;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.