Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs. |
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I met her in the Stone Age with Merv Griffin; I can still recall that creepy smile she wore; She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Miss Piggy, and I knew I'd never rate her more than '4'; My hamster thought I'd pick my nose forever; She said to me she couldn't stand my tie; But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with her guru; She told her dumb friend Grace to say goodbye. |