Welcome to the Country Western Song Machine!

This site generates random lyrics for western songs. Pretty nifty, huh? Click the "make another!" button down below to make another song... based on a MAD article by Frank Jacobs.


I met her outside Fresno with Merv Griffin;
I can still recall that purple dress she wore;
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper near Poughkeepsie,
     and I knew it was a raven, nothing more;
The blood test showed I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie on a surfboard;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.